Friday, February 10, 2012

Ridiculous things heard in my kitchen this morning

I'm going to let you guess who said what.  These were just a few little ditties uttered among the chaos of making breakfasts, packing bookbags, making lunches, and getting/supervising the kids dressed.

"Sparkles make everything stylish!"

"Mom, do you know where my black pants are?"

"No, Mom, those are the black pants with all the lint. I need the GOOD ones."

"AAAAAHHHH.  Now I can't wear that outfit!"

"Mom, can you show me how to do this fingerweaving thing?"

"Mom, I've got the the yard and the weaver thing.  Is this right?"

"Can you just please wait until after I've made the lunches?"

"Mom, do you know were the blue Lego Ninja pants are?"

"No, Mom, that blue Lego bottom has a pouch on it.  I need the blue one with the little belt."

"AAAAAHHHH.  Now I'll have to build a different Lego."

"Mom, can you shrink these shrinkydinks for me?"

"Mom, is it time to shrink those shrinkydinks yet?"

"Mom, are you EVER going to shrink those shrinkydinks?"

"Oh my God.  The napkin is on fire!"

"Mom, you really are good at putting out fires!"

One of these days, I just want to have a really calm, drama-free, craft-free morning......

5 comments:

  1. Sparkles really DO make everything stylish.

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  2. So true! Also, it is true I am awesome at putting out fires.

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  3. (Favorite Neighbor, you crack me up and you really are nice!)

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  4. And YOU are really nice too. Happy VD!

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  5. Haha ... I can totally picture everybody running around the kitchen and uttering the above ...! How did the napkins catch fire though? And, I am glad you were quick (and good) enough to drown it.

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